ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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