you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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