so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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