Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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