we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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