Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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