Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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