Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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