belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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