It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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