Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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