So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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