That's intense
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
The air was thick with penises
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I got inside last night via doggy door
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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