Buhtt sex?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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