I heard we made out
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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