Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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