You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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