I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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