And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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