awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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