i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
