I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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