Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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