So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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