is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
