I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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