And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I think my moral compass just broke
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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