My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
where are my pants?
in the oven.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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