oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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