CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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