State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
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