All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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