So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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