Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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