Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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