if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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