You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Randomize
