member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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