At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Small penises have feelings too.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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