dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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