Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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