what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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