i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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