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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
