i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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