entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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