he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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