she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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