what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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