Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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