We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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