one might say we're banned from that church
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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